Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Croatian border.
The Croatian Customs Agent stops them and tells them:

"It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Croatian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly.
"Look at ze papers: zis car is desaint to kerry 5 persons."

"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Croatian Customs Agent.

"Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."

The German driver replies angrily, - "You idiot! Call your zupervisor,
I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry", responds the Croatian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy with
a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.


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